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Re: Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU

El Zorro Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:29

Not to worry Dave, I have a cure for that too!  When it all gets too much for you, try my:

OINKSIP (with Lemon and Apple Sauce)
and a hint of stuffing (as Russell will see it that you are)

Ideal for:

  • tired trotters
  • chilly chops
  • snotty snouts

MAX MEDIA PARANOIA FORMULA

No rubbing required (sorry Margy)

(ingredients not suitable for making pseudoethedrine)

z
PS - Apologies to all that object to the flippant behavior exhibited here - we're getting cabin (or is it swine) fever and we are in need a good sail. Teams, Winter Series & Ohakea - here we come!

Dave Pearson wrote:

Woah.
We might get weighed down with a leg of ham if were not careful, or all made to use Haydns parachute - but thats another story!
Dave

From: (Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Russell Harray
Sent: Thursday, 18 June 2009 9:28 a.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU

It's a rumour!
Some interesting comments coming out considering I'm doing the handicaps at North Island Champs and am organising who is who in the Auckland teams for Sundays Teams racing event.
 
Smokey Bacon

>>> "Bruce Hales" <(Address removed)> 18/06/09 9:10 a.m. >>>

Russell,

Or maybe just hock your cart?

From:(Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Gaye Forster
Sent: Thursday, 18 June 2009 9:03 a.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU

We hope you are bac-on deck soon Russell – Gaye on behalf of CBC

-----Original Message-----
From: (Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf OfDave Pearson
Sent:Wednesday, 17 June 20098:41 p.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: Re: [blokart] SmokinRussell Harraycomes down with SWINE FLU

?

Maybe you should stop porking fun at him and leave him alone you swines.

Get better soon Russell.

----- Original Message -----

Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20098:02 PM

Subject:Re: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU

?

As an afterthought it may be advisable for Russsell to STY at home until he is non contagious - Rosie

----- Original Message -----

Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20096:50 PM

Subject:RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU

I baggs to rub it onto his infected parts!!!!!!

From:(Address removed)[mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Windward Products (B & R Neal)
Sent:Wednesday, 17 June 20093:34 p.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU

In order to get Smokin Russell Harray up onto his Trotters as soon as possible, it was suggested at the ABC committee meeting on Tuesday evening by our Honourable President Grant Crawshay that the club should send him some OINKMENT to rub on to his affected parts.  Toy Boy

 


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