Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
PO Box 38257
Howick
Auckland
New Zealand
I baggs to rub it onto his infected parts!!!!!!
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In order to get Smokin Russell Harray up onto his Trotters as soon as possible, it was suggested at the ABC committee meeting on Tuesday evening by our Honourable President Grant Crawshay that the club should send him some OINKMENT to rub on to his affected parts. Toy Boy
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Auckland
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----- Original Message -----From: margaret murraySent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 6:50 PMSubject: RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
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We hope you are bac-on deck soon Russell – Gaye on behalf of CBC
-----Original Message-----
From: (Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Dave Pearson
Sent: Wednesday, 17 June 20098:41 p.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: Re: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harraycomes down with SWINE FLU
Maybe you should stop porking fun at him and leave him alone you swines.
Get better soon Russell.
----- Original Message -----
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20098:02 PM
Subject:Re: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
As an afterthought it may be advisable for Russsell to STY at home until he is non contagious - Rosie
----- Original Message -----
From:margaret murray
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20096:50 PM
Subject:RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
I baggs to rub it onto his infected parts!!!!!!
From:(Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Windward Products (B & R Neal)
Sent: Wednesday, 17 June 20093:34 p.m.
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Subject: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLUIn order to get Smokin Russell Harray up onto his Trotters as soon as possible, it was suggested at the ABC committee meeting on Tuesday evening by our Honourable President Grant Crawshay that the club should send him some OINKMENT to rub on to his affected parts. Toy Boy
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An American was overheard saying that pigs would fly before they had a black president.
Well swine flu and Obama got in……..
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From:(Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Gaye Forster
Sent: Thursday, 18 June 2009 9:03 a.m.
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Subject: RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
We hope you are bac-on deck soon Russell – Gaye on behalf of CBC
-----Original Message-----
From: (Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Dave Pearson
Sent: Wednesday, 17 June 20098:41 p.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: Re: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harraycomes down with SWINE FLU
Maybe you should stop porking fun at him and leave him alone you swines.
Get better soon Russell.
----- Original Message -----
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20098:02 PM
Subject:Re: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
As an afterthought it may be advisable for Russsell to STY at home until he is non contagious - Rosie
----- Original Message -----
From:margaret murray
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20096:50 PM
Subject:RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
I baggs to rub it onto his infected parts!!!!!!
From:(Address removed)[mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Windward Products (B & R Neal)
Sent: Wednesday, 17 June 20093:34 p.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLUIn order to get Smokin Russell Harray up onto his Trotters as soon as possible, it was suggested at the ABC committee meeting on Tuesday evening by our Honourable President Grant Crawshay that the club should send him some OINKMENT to rub on to his affected parts. Toy Boy
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PO Box38257
Howick
Auckland
New Zealand
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Russell,
Or maybe just hock your cart?
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We hope you are bac-on deck soon Russell – Gaye on behalf of CBC
-----Original Message-----
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Sent:Wednesday, 17 June 20098:41 p.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: Re: [blokart] SmokinRussell Harraycomes down with SWINE FLU
Maybe you should stop porking fun at him and leave him alone you swines.
Get better soon Russell.
----- Original Message -----
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20098:02 PM
Subject:Re: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
As an afterthought it may be advisable for Russsell to STY at home until he is non contagious - Rosie
----- Original Message -----
From:margaret murray
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20096:50 PM
Subject:RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
I baggs to rub it onto his infected parts!!!!!!
From:(Address removed)[mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Windward Products (B & R Neal)
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Subject: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLUIn order to get Smokin Russell Harray up onto his Trotters as soon as possible, it was suggested at the ABC committee meeting on Tuesday evening by our Honourable President Grant Crawshay that the club should send him some OINKMENT to rub on to his affected parts. Toy Boy
Windward Products Ltd
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Howick
Auckland
New Zealand
Ph/Fax: 09 534 5908
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>>> "Bruce Hales" <(Address removed)> 18/06/09 9:10 a.m. >>>
From:(Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Gaye Forster
Sent: Thursday, 18 June 2009 9:03 a.m.
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We hope you are bac-on deck soon Russell – Gaye on behalf of CBC
-----Original Message-----
From: (Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf OfDave Pearson
Sent:Wednesday, 17 June 20098:41 p.m.
To: (Address removed)
Subject: Re: [blokart] SmokinRussell Harraycomes down with SWINE FLU
Maybe you should stop porking fun at him and leave him alone you swines.
Get better soon Russell.
----- Original Message -----
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20098:02 PM
Subject:Re: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
As an afterthought it may be advisable for Russsell to STY at home until he is non contagious - Rosie
----- Original Message -----
From:margaret murray
Sent:Wednesday, June 17, 20096:50 PM
Subject:RE: [blokart] Smokin Russell Harray comes down with SWINE FLU
I baggs to rub it onto his infected parts!!!!!!
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New Zealand
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From: (Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Russell Harray
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Not to worry Dave, I have a cure for that too! When it all gets too much for you, try my:
OINKSIP (with Lemon and Apple Sauce)
and a hint of stuffing (as Russell will see it that you are)
Ideal for:
- tired trotters
- chilly chops
- snotty snouts
MAX MEDIA PARANOIA FORMULA
No rubbing required (sorry Margy)
(ingredients not suitable for making pseudoethedrine)
z
PS - Apologies to all that object to the flippant behavior exhibited here - we're getting cabin (or is it swine) fever and we are in need a good sail. Teams, Winter Series & Ohakea - here we come!
Dave Pearson wrote:
Hi Russel,
Thanks again such a great event. It is always good to sail with ABC and Waikato.
Even though the wind didn’t show up as forecast it was good to get to use the 5.5 metre sail and get the feel of it again.
I look forward to Ohakea to sharpen up some more hopefully.
Awesome day
Thanks heaps to your club for making it such a fun day.
Gazza
-----Original Message-----
From: (Address removed) [mailto:(Address removed)] On Behalf Of Russell Harray
Sent: 21 June 2009 18:55
To: (Address removed)
Subject: [blokart] Auckland Teams Racing
Well it's all over. The predicted wind didn't arrive so everyone had 5.5s up and those without them borrowed from other competitors. We used a short course and only one match race at a time. We ran 2 divisions of 4 teams and then the top 2 from each went through for a sail off.
It wasn't a heavy weight day but most teams had enough lightweights to be competitive and the racing was very even.
The early team arrive around 8 for set up and Theo and crew arrived about 8.30 having driven up from the Bay of Plenty. Must have been an early start! Roads were blocked off, tents went up, start system organised and we were ready to go.
We started with briefing at 10 and then a postponement until we got wind but a chance for tea, coffee and lots of food which continued throughout the day.
Got under way in light wind, had to a abandon a few races as it became variable but a good chance to mix up, swap ideas and make our way through all the food. Tony B kept the races ticking over and we finished the first round robin about 2 pm. Started the sail offs but ran out of time. Got some photos and had one all in race - about 35 on the start line - which Haydn ended up taking out from Barry and Ross L.
We sorted through the results to work out the places with Flyers getting third, Shooters dropping to second on a count back and V Team taking out the event in grand style. Good tactics and sailing all day, dropping only one race. The trophy now has a new home.
Interesting that 3 out of the top 4 teams had school sailors in them which shows the progress they are making in the club.
We finished with prize giving about 4 pm. Another successful event, great fun even if the wind didn't fully co-operate.
Thank goodness for 5.5s!
V Team: Tony, Grant, Barry, Fraser, Bill
Shooters: Margy B, Russell, Nick, Lucy, Jude
Flyers: Haydn, Neil, David H,Trevor H, Rowena
Thanks to the travellers from The BBC and Hamilton, it just wasn't a heavy weights day.
Thanks to the start/finish team who were faultless in making it all happen and getting points out immediately after each race; Tony B, Trish, Bev, Rosie, and Lu. I think you enjoyed it as much as the sailors from the look of it (photos to follow).
Thanks to Bruce and Jenny for organising the food and making the barbeque happen and Jon and Rosie for the most welcome drinks from Frucor. No one went hungry or thirsty!
Graham organised three tents, what a great bonus these were, and very easy to use, up in about 10 minutes. Long may they last.
Overall a very enjoyable day. Bring on the next one.
Russell
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----- Original Message -----From: Russell HarraySent: Sunday, June 21, 2009 6:54 PMSubject: [blokart] Auckland Teams Racing
Yesterday's team racing was a great event. Thanks to Russell and the committee and especially the timekeepers without whom it would not be an event. Thanks also to the food organisers. It was great to see the Hamilton and BOP guys there to make it extra special. We must also be very thankful to the BPP guardians for allowing us exclusive access to a very good facility.
Bill
winners are grinners! Well done Bill.
>>> Bill Dickson <(Address removed)> 22/06/09 8:35 a.m. >>>
The Teams racing results were VERY close, which shows that everyone is in with a chance. It is interesting to note some of that tactics used on the day:
"Basking Shark Technique" - Sit in the middle of the course in your kart with your arms behind your head - tactic 1 - make out there is no wind and get the race called off. When that doesn't work, tactic 2 - start sailing again and weave in and out of the other team (showing your greater speed) and claiming "right of way", and freaking the sailor out or forcing them into making a mistake (Nice one ORCA). Or is it "Basking ORCA"
"Blowfly Technique" - (or is it honey bee?) - sail in formation at the start and
crowd out the other team - problem is it only works when you get to the start line
first (was that a S'hooters "team talk" idea?)
"Kamakaze technique" - sail directly at a member of the opposite team and see if they remember the port to port rule, or even which side is port - more of a concern is if you think the perpetrator even knows the answer, and a big worry when the person concerned last failed to give way to the container! Years of playing "Chicken" at school helps here!
"Bus Technique" - capitalise on your weight and lack of speed and slowly round the mark making sure you sail any of the competitors (legally) off wide and into the grass, as this really slows them down - and let your team through on the inside (this was the most popular and effective manouver of the day!)
"Fake blow-out" - sends karters skittling to avoid the stranded sailor (but a etter method than capsizing your kart needs to be worked out)
"Bluffing" - call "starboard" at every opportunity in the hope that you might scare someone into believing you
"Rubber necking" - preferably with a loosely fastened helmet so the the competitor following is more concerned about having to dodge a loose helmet than sailing the course so your team mate can get past.
But fun aside, it is a tribute to all the sailors for the good sportmanship shown on the day. Moreover, what a fantastic showing from the newbies - Lucy first across the start and holding off stiff competition for almost all the first lap, Dominic and Fraser holding off the Super Heavies. Plus Jude absolutely smokin' (or was that "strutting her stuff" with a borrowed 5.5) for the shooters!
And the secret of the winning team? But it wouldn't be a secret then.
Zorro
